For this weekโs Melissaโs Fandango Flash Fiction Challengeย #256 I wrote a free verse poem How many cows can you get on a bus? inspired by the photo below.
How many cows can you get on a bus?
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How many cows can you get on a bus?
I canโt get one on, said the man with a cuss.
Mon dieu! Gasped lโhomme (thatโs French for the man)
She wonโt moo-ve
I think sheโs stuck in a groove,
I push and I shove, but not an inch will she budge,
It is too big, said a lad, but Iโm no sitting judge.
No matter how hard I try,
I canโt get her in,
I heave and I heave,
(the young lad wipes snot on his sleeve)
I think I might cry.
Please help said the man,
I donโt think I can, said the boy,
Might it be better to order a van?
The man (lโhomme) was in tears.
Mais non! Come, come, how can I do that?
Daisy the cow, and I have travelled by bus for years!
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Lesley Scoble, February 2024
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
Thank you, Melissa, for this wonderful and absurd photograph prompt. I love it! Iโve travelled on buses in the Sierra Nevada that had chickens and goats for passengers, but never a cow! It must be a French thing. Jโadore!
Photo credit: Homme poussant une vache dans un bus, Paris, 1950 by Henri Roger-Viollet.
Lesley lives in the City of London Square Mile. An artist, actor and sculptor (her first ceramic sculpture won the V&A inspired byโฆ Award). Scenic artist & book illustrator, playwright (her musical play, Rapscallion performed in inner city schools and theatre school); TV dancer; Animator and illustrator for TV production. Set up Pinecone Studios Ltd and IIMSI Ltd drama and filmmaking workshops in London – producing award-winning films made by children.
24 responses to “How many cows can you get on a bus? a free verse poem”
Haha! This is an excellent story/ poem. ๐๐๐๐
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๐คฃ this is hilarious! I love it
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๐ Thank you so very much, JYP ๐๐๐
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๐๐๐ maybe they are going to the moo-vies!
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hahaha ๐๐คฃ๐
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hahaha! Such a fun picture prompt…I love your take! I was thinking, that could be a new twist on home milk delivery!
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๐ brilliant idea!
Thanks ๐ mooo โค๏ธ
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Lol .. good one!!
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Thanks, Suzette! ๐๐
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Well done Lesley…you had me smiling throughout… thank you!!
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Thank you for your smile, Suzette. ๐
My pleasure โค๏ธ
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I love the pathos, there is humour but also subtly a serious side.
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I humbly thank you, Paul. It makes me really happy that you see pathos in it. ๐๐
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Merci! C’est magnifique! Chickens and goats on busesโyou have many a fabulous tale to tell. And that silly boy, thinking of ordering a van. Absurde!
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Haha! trรฉs absurde!
I went up the Sierra Nevada in a rickety bus with chickens and goats visiting friends. Four hours the bus took. When I asked when the return bus to Granada was, they told me in a week. I had to stay in this mountain village, wash my only clothes (I was only out for the evening) in a mountain stream. No electricity. Candlelight and fires only. I missed my flight home. ๐
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๐ฑI knew youโd have some adventure to go along with the chickens on the bus.๐ I hope someone had some clothes for you to borrow. An extra burlap sack or something like that.๐คฃ
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I could tell you more, but Iโm off to bed zzzzzz
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Sweet dreams.๐ด
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Night ๐ด
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Haha! What a hoot! ๐ฎ
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๐๐ hiya, Nancy!
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๐๐ผ Hey, Lesley! ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ
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