Unicorn Challenge 1st September 2023

The Unicorn Writing Challenge is to write a post inspired by this image, of no more than 250 words.


I hope my poem doesn’t put you off eating cherries. The body is very efficient at evicting whole pips without them causing any harm. You are more likely to choke on them than get poisoned!

Spit the pit!
The best thing to do is to spit the pit out. Kernels of cherry pits (and other fruits) contain amygdalin, which is a cyanogenic glycoside, a chemical that the body converts into cyanide. Yikes!

Powdered pips
You need only about three mashed up pips from the Morello cherries (they’re those nice big juicy ones) to cause mortal calamity. The smaller, more ordinary cherries, like the red or black, need about seven to nine powdered pips to cause a life-threatening problem. More info here.

Boy with Cherries by Èdouard Manét (1832-1883)

Lesley lives in the City of London Square Mile. An artist, actor and sculptor (her first ceramic sculpture won the V&A inspired by… Award). Scenic artist & book illustrator, playwright, (her musical play, Rapscallion performed in inner city schools and theatre school); TV dancer; Animator and illustrator for TV production. Set up Pinecone Studios Ltd and IIMSI Ltd drama and filmmaking workshops in London – producing award-winning films made by children.


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55 responses to “Death is a Bowl of Cherries: a deadly poem”

  1. Cherries? Cyanide‽ Gah! 😳
    I really like cherries as well, so I’ll ignore their sinister dark side.
    I also like your dark, sinister poem Lesley. 🙂

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    1. 😊 Thanks Tom 🖤❤️

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  2. Hi Lesley, I really enjoyed this poem. I wonder if this is how Napoleon was poisoned? I read it was the paint on the walls of his prison which sounds a bit unlikely.

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    1. Hi Roberta! 😊💚
      Napoleon could have died from arsenic poisoning. Deaths by green wall paint were recorded and attributed to the arsenic in the paint in the later Victorian era.
      Glad you enjoyed the cherries poem 💗 xx

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      1. Yes, he could have. It’s a great poem.

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  3. Now I’ll think twice before eating cherries. 🤔😱

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    1. The fruit is safe, Sadje. Do not forsake the delicious cherry. 🍒

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      1. Thanks, but we only get them for a few weeks only. Our climate doesn’t support their gowth

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      2. I like seasonal fruit. We used to only get strawberries in June—now it’s all year round.

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      3. I do too. And except for bananas and apples, the rest of the fruit comes in it’s season.

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  4. Well, Lesley, this started dark and got rapidly much darker.
    Love the poem almost as much as I love cherries!
    As for poison, yeah, well, life’s like that…

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    1. Thanks, C. E. 🍒 🖤
      I like cherries, but loathe cherry jam. 😁

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    2. …I wonder what happens to the pips when they make the jam?

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      1. They send them to me, and I use them in my stories.

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  5. Haha, this would make a great plot for a murder mystery! 😄

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    1. Haha! Thank you, Aboli,
      Maybe I should attempt a murder mystery? I often imagine different ways you can dispatch someone…😱😂

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      1. You should! 😃 I would totally read it!

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      2. 😂but you already know how the dastardly crime was committed 😁

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  6. Hahaha — I love this! Great job!

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    1. Tee hee. Thanks, Sally 😁💕

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  7. Dark and humerous, I love it. It’s a really amazing poem.

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    1. Thank you kindly, Katarzyna, 🙏😊🖤

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  8. Yo that was fucked up 🤣

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    1. I’m serving tea and cake later. Come on over and have a slice. 🍰

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      1. As long as either aint cherry ☠️

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  9. U-oh! Have the cuspidor at the ready!
    Better start pitting or spitting!
    Good one, Lesley! 😎

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    1. I’ve learnt another new word!
      Thanks, Nancy 🙏😁 I’ve always called it a spittoon. Till now. 🙃

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      1. Same difference! Just showing off! 😂

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      2. haha! The cartoon spitting in the cuspidor is brilliant! Be great to add the sound FX to the poem!

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  10. Perhaps it’s time they were sold with a health warning attached! Not exactly a cheery cherry poem, interesting though!

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    1. Thanks Keith,
      I appreciate your comment 😊🙏
      Thanks for reading it 🍒

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  11. I just love the tone, the sounds – and the content of this superbly dark poem, Lesley.
    I didn’t know that about cherry stones.
    Always good to keep a store of them ready for grinding down, eh? 😉

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    1. Thank you, Jenne 🙏🖤
      A sweet arsenal. 🍒 😁

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  12. 😂 it’s time to grow some cherries. ( I’m joking)

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    1. Joking is good! Joking is fun 🤩 💗

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      1. And so a jester did Hastings won

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      2. In 1066 with a pointed gun

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      3. He entered the battlefield juggling his balls
        And the Normans cheered, one and all
        They charged after the laughing fool with a rousing call
        But he ended that day lying in the funeral hall 😭

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      4. 😭 Oh no! They killed King Harold in the eye.
        Did you see him die?
        Aye, that I did.
        I saw him lie down dead on the battlefield.
        He was just a kid (aged 44)

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      5. William died old and alone
        King one moment and then he was gone
        In a parallel timeline somewhere, a jester quipped
        And William choked to death on a cherry pit
        And so it was proved there that day that jokes are mightier than swords
        And fools became mighty lords

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      6. Haha, you are brilliant as always. 😂 I think you may have the last words to this most wondrous rhyme. ❤️👏

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      7. Thanks Lesley. Yes, I don’t think there’s anything left to add 😰

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      8. I love your mention of the cherry pit😂

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      9. That was an essential line.

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      10. Just one small detail, the king died when he was 44. That’s not old, is it?

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      11. I imagined he was much older. I should do my research the next time. 😅

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      12. 😁 The poem will be fun to revise 😆
        It’s too hot here in London. I’m expiring. 🥵

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      13. It’s going to rain there on Tuesday, according to Google weather. Crossing my fingers for you.

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      14. We’ve escaped town and gone to the seaside at Mersea Island for a week. It’s wonderful. 💙 🌊

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