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35 responses to “Christmas Cracker: a quadrille”

  1. 😂 how true is that of the Christmas cracker ….. I have a small head, they always end up around my neck, my husband has a big head lol and it always splits 😂😂 – every year he says we should swap hats ..! Great take on the prompt Lesley 💕

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    1. Haha! Suzanne, you present a wonderful and unforgettable image of you and your hubby! Love it!
      Thank you for the compliment. It’s lovely to hear from you. I hope you are getting better and better? xxxxx

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      1. It is lovely to have the energy to be back (but everything I do is still restricted) but I am so thankful to be improving … I even took my little dog for a walk round the block this morning …20 mins is about all I can manage but better than nothing and, well, I have lots of challenges now…. I can’t say I am bored any more as have so much to do … ☺️ xxxx

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      2. I’m delighted to hear this much better news, Suzanne! 💕 Keep going poca a poca. 🤗

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  2. I love your quadrille, Lesley! It reminds me of Christmases past at my grandparents’ house, when I always tried to win the toy – the paper crowns were passed around anyway. Those crowns never seem to fit, do they?

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    1. Thank you so much, Kim! No, they never fit. 😁 Much better off making papier-mâché in a wineglass 🍷😁

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  3. A fun response to the prompt!

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    1. Thanks, Heather! 😁xxx

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      1. You’re welcome.

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    1. I love crackers! 💥 Thanks, Nancy 🥳

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  4. I have never seen one of these contraptions.

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    1. Eh? What? Really? That’s crackers! You pull them apart and they go bang! —and a toy, and a paper crown and a bad joke fall out of them. For example:
      ‘Why did the germ cross the microscope?’
      ‘To get to the other slide.’ 😂 (awful isn’t it? I used to write cracker jokes 🤣)
      It’s not a Christmas dinner without crackers. I’d send you a box, but you can’t post them anymore because they’re explosive.

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      1. Imagine them going BANG! inside the box.😅

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      2. It’s only a small amount of gunpowder💥 😁🙃

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      3. That sounds like a joke my son would tell.🤣

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      4. He’s got class too, then! 😂

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  5. Oh, and damaging for both toy and wine…

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    1. I quickly scooped the paper crown out of the wine! 😁 Thanks, Björn 🙏🍷👑

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  6. Lesley, I enjoy the liveliness of your poem. Nice touch with the sinking crown.

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    1. Oh, thank you, Lisa. 😊 🍷 👑 So glad you enjoyed it xx

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      1. You’re welcome. Cheers!

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  7. Lesley, your quadrille made me laugh. At least your crown tasted good.

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  8. Love this one. The ending gave me a nice jolt of surprise.

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    1. Thank you, Grace! 🙏😊 🍷 cheers!

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  9. LOVE this. LOL. I am accident prone, this would happen to me.

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    1. ho ho 😄 Happy Christmas, Nicole. Enjoy your crackers! 💕

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  10. First of all, a Negroni for you, Lesley! I apologise for the delay. 🍹🙇‍♀️

    Did you lick the crown dry? 😉

    Awesome Q, Lesley! 😂🥰 Thanks for joining in. 😊

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    1. I had to drink the crown dry—I was gasping for my Negroni! Thank you. It’s better late than never. 🤪 Your health, Punam! 🥂

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      1. Just in time! Phew!!
        🥂to your health!

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      2. It’s delicious. Thank you. Cheers!

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      3. Cheers! You are very welcome. 🙇‍♀️

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  11. So funny, Lesley. Well done

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    1. 😁 Thanks, Robbie! 💕

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