Discard of garments in London | Photo©️Lesley Scoble


Lesley lives in the City of London Square Mile. An artist, actor and sculptor (her first ceramic sculpture won the V&A inspired by… Award). Scenic artist & book illustrator, playwright, (her musical play, Rapscallion performed in inner city schools and theatre school); TV dancer; Animator and illustrator for TV production. Set up Pinecone Studios Ltd and IIMSI Ltd drama and filmmaking workshops in London – producing award-winning films made by children.


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43 responses to “Bras: a poem of hyperbole & humour”

  1. This is amazing. I don’t like wearing bras either.

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    1. 😁 Thanks, Melissa!
      I knew we were sisters! ❤️

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  2. It’s weird to find a single discarded bra on a street corner 😂 Your poem brightened up my day. I needed the dose of laughter!

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    1. I know! What’s the story? 😂
      Humour is vital, is it not? Thanks so much, Aboli. 🙏😊💗
      Keep laughing 😆

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  3. lolol…thanks, I needed a smile this morning 🙂🌺

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    1. Thank you! You’ve now made me smile. 😊 Keep smiling, 💗🙏💗

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  4. Hahaha! You definitely need to stay out of the sun… 😁

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  5. oh sweet lord… 🤣🤣🤣

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  6. I truly love this! I think a poem about “What’s Coming Off?” works JUST fine. Smiles. Your poem is so far a bright spot in my day! And thanks for participating in “What’s Going On? Hope we will see you again!

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    1. 😁 Thank you so much, Mary. 😊🌹
      Just one small thing. I tried to leave a comment on your site, but Blogger doesn’t like me. Is there something I need to do to gain access?

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  7. Lesley… thank you for a much needed cheer up 🤣
    🤍🙏✨

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    1. 😂🤣😂 Keep on laughing ❤️

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  8. This is hilarious. I’m glad you are getting some hot weather before the winter comes.

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    1. Thank you, Roberta! 😁💗
      I’m not a fan of hot weather—we’re escaping the city for a week by the sea. Can’t wait to gaze at the cool ocean. 💙

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      1. Except the car’s battery is flat. All set to go, too. Now waiting for car repair man. 😕

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  9. Ha ha! I also feel the same way, Lesley! But being rather blessed, I must wear some sort of upholstery. The heat makes it unbearable, as you know. That moment you get indoors though, and it comes off! The relief is so very wonderful 🙂

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    1. 😁 Good job we can laugh about it. 😁
      Keep cool, Sunra 😎💗

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      1. On days like this, I like to go into supermarkets and stand by the fridges.

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  10. I enjoyed this so much, from the photo on down. I hate them too. But they have become necessary because: drooping/falling. LOL. I love the humour at the end. Made me smile.

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    1. Thank you, sherry! 🙏😊
      Keep smiling 💗

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  11. This cracks me up! Love it.

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    1. 😁 Thank you, Nicole 😁💗🙏

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  12. HAHAHAHA!!! I rip mine off as soon as I can. I hate the blasted thing even though I have 80 different colors and they all match my panties! Why??? 😂

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    1. 🤣 Why, why, why? haha 😆 Gosh, 80?! Please may I borrow one? I threw mine away. 🤣

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      1. You can have ’em all. Wonder what the shipping cost is to your neck of the woods. They might be coming on a slow boat to China! 😂

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      2. 🤣 I’ll set up a shop.
        My mother always said, Make sure your underwear is decent in case you get run over.
        I think if you have matching items it means you have style, Nancy.

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  13. Hilarious! Only a woman can understand this poem fully.

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    1. 😁 Thanks, Sadje. 😁❤️

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  14. Yes, indeed. The heat, and therefore sweaty bands and no room to breathe and how my breasts love to breathe and dance. But I put the bra on because I don’t want to draw attention to myself. My conservative mom, however, at age 90, threw away her bras announcing ,”Well I guess I don’t need these anymore.” She’s unabashedly braless now at 99 and quite happy too. And that’s what’s going on! Please continue to bring your imagination to our blog! I love poems that include direct address.

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    1. Thanks so much, Susan!
      ❤️ I love your description of them breathing and dancing.😁

      Your mom sounds amazing.

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  15. I read nothing except your answer to MeIissa “I knew we were sisters!” 😊
    BTW why should boys have all the fun, thanks.

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  16. Haha. Enjoyed your lines.

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    1. 😊 Thank you, Sumana. 😊❤️

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  17. Mother would roll over and die again if I wasn’t matching! 😂

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  18. If they can find lost gems, you are probably better off not wearing them.

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    1. 😂🤣😂 💎 ♦️

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