Car Snacks
A giant cat lives in the alpine pass—
Waits in a tunnel to eat fast cars
It likes red ones for lunch,
Bright blue ones for brunch,
And white ones for dessert come Christmas
Lesley Scoble, February 2025
I wrote what is probably the worst limerick ever, in response to Melissa’s Fandango Flash Fiction Challenge #308 (My excuse is that I am ill in bed) Better a bad poem by a live poet than a masterpiece by a dead one, right? I want to dedicate this poem to David, The Skeptics Kaddish, for helping to keep my spirits up. It’s your fault this limerick was written 😂.
Thank you, Melissa Lemay, for your fun prompt (Just what I needed).
The feature image is from Matt McCarthy
Lesley lives in the City of London Square Mile. An artist, actor and sculptor (her first ceramic sculpture won the V&A inspired by… Award). Scenic artist & book illustrator, playwright (her musical play, Rapscallion performed in inner city schools and theatre school); TV dancer; mime artist; Animator and illustrator for TV production. Set up Pinecone Studios Ltd and IIMSI Ltd drama and filmmaking workshops in London – producing award-winning films made by children.
LesleyScoble.com 
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